What have the Brits ever done for us?

JESUS ADELE, YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT...
Adele, after her hydrochloric enema

Two or three things I have to get off my chest originating from the piece of televisual shit that is the Brit awards.

The Brit awards are never and have never been a show about good music as. They've always been a arse liking operation for the big record companies cash cows, Cowells musical atrocities and a monument to the

Radio 1 A list. 

We never have and never will relate to any of these vapid empty cunts they fall generally into three main categories:

Manufactured group types:

These mugs are trying to masquerade as legitimate music. Stuff like the loathsome JLS (jedward have more musical integrity), The wanted, Steps, S Club 7, il divo etc.  They ALWAYS win awards and sob like day old babies at their perceived "success" and "recoginition" NO! You're getting the equivalent of an employee of the month award from you're faceless fucking paymasters. They all deserve a hydrochloric enema.

Maudlin singer songwriter types:

This I have to say is the blight of the current era.  They existed long before this but have never been so heralded as they are at the moment. They have some talent they may write their own songs but they are every bit soulless, middle of the road and embarrassing as the manufactured groups. They're held up as "legitimate" but the intellectual bankrupcy of writing a trite song about love lost which is not taken from personal experience and is written on a purely fiscal basis is as bad as the manufactured fuckheads.

I hate all of these cunts intensely.

• Adele lardy cunt fucks off her boyfriend and whines about it. Where do you get the fuck off?? 
  
• Ed Sheeran Standard bedwetter he scores 8 ricicoles on the Damien Rice maudlin scale
• Jessie J Talks about it "not being about the money" whilst charging for her single warbles FAR more than is needed.
• Katy Perry overplayed bollocks

Fading or legitimate bands:

These guys usually always win the lifetime achievement award OR there's a well regarded yank doing the headline.  The people who can actually play, but hopefully, like Cliff Richard, they're dying inside.

There are loads of good bands both today right up until we were kids you'll just never see them at these events unless they fall into the final category there'll be...

No Iggy and the Stooges.  No classic Bowie spiders from mars fame. No Arcade Fire. No Interpol. No Pogues. No Smiths. No Therapy. No Nine Inch Nails. No Pixies. No Smashing Pumpkins. No Johnny cash. No Def Lepard. No Maiden, etc.