Who are you wearing?

Again as the moneyed Zionist corporate juggernaut that is the business we call show sashayed its bloated, greedy manicured trotters down yet another red carpet, we are coming to an end to yet another (amazing?) awards season.

We've had the Brits, the Baftas, The Golden Globes, and now to cap it all off the daddy of them all in a shower of bastards, THE OSCARS! Woooooooooooo!

As the 'elite' (read rich) of Hollywood moved its way down the red carpet into yet another junkets of free stuff most people could only dream of owning (see this for a fucking laugh ), the same bloody question was uttered again and again by the permatanned sycophants and paid lackeys, who spend all their time on the wrong side of the rope while all the while silently loathing those up whose anus they have shoved (willingly) their tongues. Hollywood's sphincter is as clean as a supernova of brand new 50ps. 

This is Hollywood Baby where you too can see the pavements littered with gold........... sorry but I've been to Hollywood, and the streets where these stars sauntered into the Oscars are littered for the other 364 days of the year by people dressed as Darth Vader or Captain Fucking Jack Cunting Sparrow selling pictures for 10 bucks a pop.

Or Rats

Or Tramps

Hollywood can be summarised this way, look at HBO's Entourage (albeit a brilliant show just for Ari Gold). The premise of this show was simple-  a doe eyed fucking NooYoiker actor lands in Hollywood with his buddies and builds a life for himself. Jesus If it wasn't for Ari Gold's scenes this show would have been canned ages ago. Instead we have 8 series' of Vincent Chase either
a) fucking his co star reverse cowboy
b) fucking some bint he met in a shop reverse cowboy
c) blagging free shit (the product placement in this show can only be described as pornographic)
d) moping about his immense mansion because he doesn't have any of the above at that precise moment.

so either Entourage is criminally brilliant as a send up of Hollywood or the Caligula-esque summit on top of the showbiz mountain.

" so Madonna you look FAAAABBBULOUS! who are you wearing?"

" remember that kid I bought in Africa?"

What have the Brits ever done for us?

JESUS ADELE, YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT...
Adele, after her hydrochloric enema

Two or three things I have to get off my chest originating from the piece of televisual shit that is the Brit awards.

The Brit awards are never and have never been a show about good music as. They've always been a arse liking operation for the big record companies cash cows, Cowells musical atrocities and a monument to the

Radio 1 A list. 

We never have and never will relate to any of these vapid empty cunts they fall generally into three main categories:

Manufactured group types:

These mugs are trying to masquerade as legitimate music. Stuff like the loathsome JLS (jedward have more musical integrity), The wanted, Steps, S Club 7, il divo etc.  They ALWAYS win awards and sob like day old babies at their perceived "success" and "recoginition" NO! You're getting the equivalent of an employee of the month award from you're faceless fucking paymasters. They all deserve a hydrochloric enema.

Maudlin singer songwriter types:

This I have to say is the blight of the current era.  They existed long before this but have never been so heralded as they are at the moment. They have some talent they may write their own songs but they are every bit soulless, middle of the road and embarrassing as the manufactured groups. They're held up as "legitimate" but the intellectual bankrupcy of writing a trite song about love lost which is not taken from personal experience and is written on a purely fiscal basis is as bad as the manufactured fuckheads.

I hate all of these cunts intensely.

• Adele lardy cunt fucks off her boyfriend and whines about it. Where do you get the fuck off?? 
  
• Ed Sheeran Standard bedwetter he scores 8 ricicoles on the Damien Rice maudlin scale
• Jessie J Talks about it "not being about the money" whilst charging for her single warbles FAR more than is needed.
• Katy Perry overplayed bollocks

Fading or legitimate bands:

These guys usually always win the lifetime achievement award OR there's a well regarded yank doing the headline.  The people who can actually play, but hopefully, like Cliff Richard, they're dying inside.

There are loads of good bands both today right up until we were kids you'll just never see them at these events unless they fall into the final category there'll be...

No Iggy and the Stooges.  No classic Bowie spiders from mars fame. No Arcade Fire. No Interpol. No Pogues. No Smiths. No Therapy. No Nine Inch Nails. No Pixies. No Smashing Pumpkins. No Johnny cash. No Def Lepard. No Maiden, etc.