Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Resistance is futile, so just accept your shitty fate



Life as I see it is a series of tasks that have to be done in order you can swap the position of some tasks but most people do them in the same order.

  • Primary school
  • Fun
  • 11 plus
  • Secondary School
  • GF
  • Bullying
  • First fight
  • Driving test
  • A levels
  • Meet proper friends
  • Uni
  • First non hideously embarrassing ride
  • Living away from home
  • Shitty job
  • Shitty job
  • Shitty job
  • Shitty job
  • Relationship that near kills you
  • Shitty job
  • Getting the sack cause you can’t see the point
  • Shitty job
  • Getting the sack cause you can’t see the point
  • Shitty job
  • Getting the sack cause you can’t see the point
  • Shitty job                                                      
  • Proper Job
  • Pay rise cause you’re actually good at something
  • Partner
  • Best ride
  • Best blow job ever
  • Co Habitation
  • Co habitation in a nice house (with no mould)
  • Get proper satellite TV
  • Buy house
  • Be annoyed about your age
  • Kids
  • Hate music made after you were 25
  • Watch cooking shows non ironically
  • Kids love you
  • Destroy kids happiness with rules
  • Kids let you down
  • They turn out all right in the end
  • Retire
  • Watch Antiques roadshow non ironically
  • Shit the bed
  • Get a mind rotting disease
  • Die

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