Life as I see it is a series of tasks
that have to be done in order you can swap the position of some tasks but most
people do them in the same order.
- Primary school
- Fun
- 11 plus
- Secondary School
- GF
- Bullying
- First fight
- Driving test
- A levels
- Meet proper friends
- Uni
- First non hideously embarrassing ride
- Living away from home
- Shitty job
- Shitty job
- Shitty job
- Shitty job
- Relationship that near kills you
- Shitty job
- Getting the sack cause you can’t see the point
- Shitty job
- Getting the sack cause you can’t see the point
- Shitty job
- Getting the sack cause you can’t see the point
- Shitty job
- Proper Job
- Pay rise cause you’re actually good at something
- Partner
- Best ride
- Best blow job ever
- Co Habitation
- Co habitation in a nice house (with no mould)
- Get proper satellite TV
- Buy house
- Be annoyed about your age
- Kids
- Hate music made after you were 25
- Watch cooking shows non ironically
- Kids love you
- Destroy kids happiness with rules
- Kids let you down
- They turn out all right in the end
- Retire
- Watch Antiques roadshow non ironically
- Shit the bed
- Get a mind rotting disease
- Die
