Soccer racism: Bernard Manning takes a break from being dead to speak out

Next week, birds doing lines men,
what the fuck ist that about?!

Fuck me, what’s all this racist bollocks all about?  In my day we knew what real racism was and this bollocks is fuck all like it.  This Evra fellow is French and plays for Manchester united and he’s worried about being called a fucking nigger?  He’s got bigger fucking things to worry about if you ask me!  And this Luis Saurez, how the fuck do you pronounce that?  It’s like reading a plate of alphabet spaghetti!  And what fucking colour is he?  He’s reminds me of a young Des O’Conner except Luis is probably funnier.  Anyway, a bigger question I have is why we have all these foreigners playing in the English Premier to begin with?  We’ve all gone soft!  And fuck me I was turning so fast in my grave when I heard the Arabs had bought Man City I fucking struck oil.  I’m surprised the players don’t arrive on the pitch on fucking Camels!  I certainly had the fucking hump!  I was never short of a few bob when I was alive but these clubs are selling their souls to the devil if you ask me.  There’s only one team who enjoys being associated with the devil in the Premiership and they’re fucking cunts!